In unnecessarily complex and patently contrived situations, it becomes difficult to apply simple logical assumptions.  Especially in a situation like this, there's no appealing to Occam's Razor, because even the simplest possible explanation has had its entities multiplied beyond the boundaries of common sense ( Read more... )

WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE? They're ruining everything!!

As I left for school today, I passed by a shop and sitting in the window were THESE HORRIBLE THINGS. My loyal, evil companion! Staring at me from mmmmmerchandise! How DARE they! What is this?! What is going on?! ZIM DEMANDS ANSWERS!

[Rodney is making this post in text, because it of course does not convey the sarcasm that would likely come out in his voice, no matter how hard he tried not to show it.]Esteemed students of New Moore, I am now going to be teaching physics at the high school. Might as well make the best of being trapped here, right ( Read more... )

This is a Hell of a list ( Read more... )

Er--hello?

[The video clicks on to a young woman in her late teens, with very red hair and very green eyes and a very British sort of accent, clearing her throat with all that nervousness of public speaking. Working the device was fairly easy, after looking over all the buttons and poking around a bit. Lucky she'd been raised in a Muggle household ( Read more... )

After having spent a few days here in New Moore, admiring the scenery, meeting the residents, and adjusting to my new... I guess this is "life" now? I've come to two conclusions ( Read more... )

[The video opens on a middle-aged man, who is obviously QUITE CRANKY. His tone carries an underlying edge of sarcasm for the first few sentences.]"So, Dr. McKay, you weren't actually real except now you are and welcome to New Moore." Stop me if you've heard that one before, because I am sure I and my colleagues must all have had a similar story fed ( Read more... )